Thursday Night Quotes:

Wife: "You're not listening to me!"

Husband: "My god, you're right. Now why is that? Why would that be...we have a conundrum here. A mystery. The game is afoot. I shall begin my investigation at the nearest pub, don't wait up."
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Woman of ill repute: "YOU are the man I've been looking for."

Man: "No, I'm his brother. I'll tell him you said hi, though."
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Amazon "Milk" reviews. No, I'm not kidding, too Funny. http://tiny.cc/cU8Oz