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    Thursday, December 20, 2007

    Merry XMAS and Santa Bot

    I am so busy I can't even remember my own name most of the day these days. However I wanted to put something fresh up for the holiday so here he is, one of my favorite characters ever,
    the Futurama Santa Bot.

    Here are some quick quotes:
    "Let's see who's been naughty, and who's been naughty!"

    "Mobsters beating up shopkeeper for protection money: very naughty.
    Shopkeeper not paying protection money: exactly as naughty!"


    The Xmas song:
    He knows when your are sleeping,
    He knows when you're on the can,
    He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
    You better not breathe, you better not move,
    You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.
    Santa Claus is gunning you down!


    And finally from The Futurama Encyclopedia

    Santa Bot:

    "Santa Bot was created by the Momcorp subsidiary Mom's Friendly Robot Co. to determine who had been naughty and nice, and distribute presents accordingly. Unfortunately, Santa's standards were set too high and he invariably finds everyone to be naughty (except Dr. Zoidberg). He then stalks the streets, hunting down the naughty people and kicking some naughty ass with his arsenal of high-powered weaponry. In the future everyone stays inside after sundown on Xmas Eve unless they have a death wish, as the suicide booths all have long queues at that time of the year."

    Merry XMAS . . . everyone!

    2 comments:

    Lance said...

    Hey, Frank...

    Did you pick up the new DVD(well, about a month or so old now) Futurama: Bender's Big Score? It is absolutely EXCELLENT and a must-have for any true Futurama fan!

    "It just won't stay dead!"

    :-)

    Frank J. Hernandez said...

    Yeah, Gina gave it to me as an early XMAS present. Needless to say, I loved it. I'm really looking forward to some new episodes.
    They're back baby!

    F.